Gremlin Quest

"What the fuck are you?"

"I'm a Gggremlinnnn..."

"A Gremlin?"

"Haven't you seen the movies?"

"I can't say I have."

"Well it hardly matters."

"Let's get down to it then—we're running out of time."

"We're running out of time? I'm running out of time, I still haven't vacuumed the living room. And what's this on the floor. Was that you. Are you even house-trained?"