"I—how?—"

 

"Gertrude! I've been waiting for you over an hour! The Great Grand Gremlin sent me here just for you! You ARE Gertrude Gerkin Gauss, are you not?"

 

"Yes..."

 

"This house you are cleaning rests upon the intersecting coordinates between our dimensions and our legends have told that on the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month, a green haired girl would find our golden gilded grail!"

 

"Okay," you say. "Yeah, that makes sense."

 

You ask what's next. You've kind of been waiting for something like this ever since you took the job at the beginning of the summer.

 

"Simply—choose!" the gremlin speaks. The medicine cabinet is full of opportunity. The antihistamines will take you to the Royal Gardens. The Wellbutrin will transport you to the depth of the labyrinthine—but very exciting—Goblin dungeon.