The gremlin gobbles up your phone and burps lasciviously.

 

"Alright time's up." He grabs your wrist and you spiral into the abyss the gremlin cackling all the way.

 

"Why are you doing this to me?" you scream.

 

"Random Human # Generator, what'cha going do? Besides you look strong enough."

 

"For what?"

 

"You've got once chance to snag the Holy Grail."